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Well well my pretties, glad to see you haven't succumb to the latest of death's sweet embrace - for now. Let's just say I'm looking at this with an enterprising attitude. .25$ per sheet of toilet paper or 5 for a dollar. This is the good shit too - cottonelle grande rolls. It's thick enough to use a blanket in warmer climes. The dogs on the other hand are psyched - they couldn't be more filled with dog mirthe at the prospect of both of us not leaving the house. Yay dogs. Stay tuned for what will invariably be a video post entitled, "Dicks Out For Harambe - Virus Edition." 

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